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Barnaby wasn't angry. He was disappointed. He was sitting perfectly still, his head tilted just enough to keep Greg in his peripheral vision. His right eye was narrowed into a sliver of pure, unadulterated skepticism. It was a look that said: "I saw the sour cream, Greg." "You're wearing mismatched socks again, Greg." "Is this really who you wanted to be when you grew up?" The Viral Moment

Greg, feeling the sheer power of the gaze, snapped a photo. He posted it online with the caption: "When you tell your dog you're going for a walk but then you sit down to watch another episode of your show." 35999313_1828665960776332_4302808119576100864_n...

Barnaby didn’t bark at the mailman, and he didn’t chase squirrels. He did something much more devastating: . The Incident on the Velvet Couch Barnaby wasn't angry