By official decree, the national uniform of Broski Nation has shifted. Following a high-level briefing (and a significant intake of Red Bull), togas and draped cloth are now the official attire . Citizens are encouraged to "preach on marble stone staircases" and embrace the Roman aesthetic immediately.

Citizens of Broski Nation From: High Command (The Broadcast Network) Status: Urgent / Mandatory Listening 1. National Uniform Update: The Toga Mandate

In a show of absolute humility, the guest donned elf ears during the interrogation.

The guest’s wit has officially reached "2015 One Direction Funny Moments Compilation" levels for the first time in nearly a decade. 3. Economic and Labor Advisory

For those new to the broadcast, the Broski Report follows a strict trajectory of starting with a serious examination of the American political system before inevitably pivoting to: Intense discussions regarding Call of Duty fanfiction. Deep dives into Aesop’s Fables. Chappell Roan appreciation sessions.