Dick In The Butty [VERIFIED]

Barnaby was the kind of man who took his lunch seriously. Every day at precisely noon, he would retreat to a quiet corner of the village green with a heavy-duty cooler and a flask of tea. Barnaby was a traditionalist, and in his part of the world, there was no meal more sacred than the butty.

: A methodical man who prizes routine and high-quality carbohydrates. dick in the butty

: A cheeky local legend with a knack for being in the right place at lunchtime. Barnaby was the kind of man who took his lunch seriously