So, here’s to the messy buns (that aren’t cute, just tangled), the unfinished projects, and the entertainment choices that would make a film critic cry. It’s my life, it pretty much sucks, and I kind of love it.

My entertainment choices are equally chaotic. While everyone else is watching the latest critically acclaimed docuseries, you can find me:

Why buy a dresser when you have a perfectly good carpet to organize your clean and dirty laundry into mysterious piles?