Seven Mummies May 2026

Famously described the film using the "7 P's": poor, pointless, plodding, putrid, pungent, punishing, and pathetic.

The 2006 horror-western film is widely considered a failure by both critics and audiences, often appearing on "worst movie" lists. Reviews highlight a nonsensical plot, poor lighting, and a misleading title —ironically, many viewers noted there are rarely seven mummies actually on screen. Critical Consensus Seven Mummies

Frequently rated 1/10 or 3/10 by users who found it "painful" to watch. Famously described the film using the "7 P's":