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He plummeted into the basement, landing hard on a pile of discarded pillows. Above him, his cat, Lula, peered over the edge of the jagged hole. She didn't meow. She didn't look concerned. She simply began licking a paw, her yellow eyes glinting with a cold, calculated boredom.

Max sighed in relief, grabbing the device and clicking it on. The red dot danced on the wall. Lula’s pupils dilated. The predator was gone; the kitten was back. She Wants Me Dead [0100DD30191DC000][v0][US].ns...

Rotating fans fitted with kitchen knives. He plummeted into the basement, landing hard on

The basement wasn’t just a basement anymore. Lula had spent weeks—perhaps months—rigging the Victorian fixer-upper into a gauntlet of lethal irony. She didn't look concerned

The floor didn't drop. Instead, a tiny hidden compartment opened, revealing a single, pristine laser pointer.

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As she chased the light into a nearby closet, the door clicked shut and locked. Max leaned against the wood, sweating. He had survived the night, but he knew one thing for certain: tomorrow, he was moving into a dog person’s apartment.