(Adjusting sunglasses) Relax. I’ve got the vision. We don’t do the "Bunny and Snowflake" dance anymore. We do "The Midnight Before the Exam." It’s a thriller.

(Softer) Exactly. So let’s make it count. Max, you can keep the glasses, but you have to wear a tinsel scarf. Danil, put down the coffee and help me with the "Snow Maiden" rap. DANIL: A rap? Really? ANYA: It’s either that or the Shakespearean tragedy.

The scene is set in a high school assembly hall, decorated with a slightly lopsided Christmas tree and silver tinsel. Characters:

(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project.

(Looking at the tree) You know... even if it’s all a bit much, it’s the last time we’ll be standing here complaining about it together.

Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers.