''''traffic Everywhere'' By Richie Kavanagh. Today

"Traffic Everywhere" is a humorous Irish folk song by singer-songwriter Richie Kavanagh , released as part of his 2000 album Scratch Me Back . The track captures the relatable frustration of modern commuting with Kavanagh's signature comedic style and heavy Carlow accent.

Like much of Kavanagh's work, such as "The Pothole Song" or "Aon Focal Eile", the track blends social commentary with slapstick humor, often featuring dialogue between Richie and his recurring character "Johnny".

: Ladies are described using the delay to "powder up their noses" and apply lipstick. ''''TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE'' BY RICHIE KAVANAGH.

Watch the official performance of 'Traffic Everywhere' to see Richie Kavanagh's comedic delivery: ''''TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE'' BY RICHIE KAVANAGH. Richie Kavanagh YouTube• Mar 13, 2019

The song describes the protagonist's struggle to get to work in his local town, only to be halted by a gridlock of lorries, vans, cars, and even construction machinery (JCBs) digging up the market square. "Traffic Everywhere" is a humorous Irish folk song

"Oh Traffic, traffic, traffic, ah traffic everywhere. All this feckin' traffic, makes ye want ta swear."

: The lyrics detail various ways people pass the time, such as men yawning, smoking ("eating fags"), and picking their noses. : Ladies are described using the delay to

The chorus is catchy and repetitive, emphasizing the daily annoyance of congestion: