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are you planning to visit for your summer break?

: The inevitable discussion about whether the poolside bar prices are "robbery" followed by the purchase of an overpriced ice cream anyway. wakacyjne_pierdolenie_twojej_starej_na_basenie

: Every pool has that one person providing a play-by-play of everyone else’s swimming technique or choice of swimwear. are you planning to visit for your summer break

Since there isn't a "solid guide" under that exact name in official publications, here is the "real-world" version of what a summer pool day usually involves—minus the colorful language: The "Universal Poolside" Guide Since there isn't a "solid guide" under that

To be honest, that specific title sounds like a meme, a joke, or perhaps a very niche (and colorful) piece of internet folklore rather than an official travel guide.

: Arrive at 7:00 AM to claim a sunbed with a towel, even if you don't plan to show up until noon. (A classic move, though highly debated).

: Applying SPF 50 while your mother reminds you for the tenth time that you missed a spot on your left shoulder.